161cm/5ft3 H-cup BBW Big Booty Silicone Head Sex Doll Ursula

An Unexpected Delivery (And an Even More Unexpected Reaction)

The box was huge. I mean—obnoxiously big. It arrived on a Thursday, which is already the worst day for deliveries because you’re tired and your neighbors are nosy. Anyway, there it was: the 161cm (5' 3") H-cup BBW big booty silicone head sex doll named Ursula, sitting in my hallway like some kind of unspoken dare.

I remember thinking, “Is this what $1501-2000 gets you? A cardboard sarcophagus with ‘starpery custom’ scribbled on the shipping label?” Not exactly subtle. And definitely not light—over 99 lbs (45kg) is no joke when you’re dragging it up two flights of stairs after work. My back still twinges when I think about it.

The First Glimpse: Weirdly Real

Pulling her out of the box felt... strange. Like I’d accidentally signed up for a bear hugging competition with a full body sex doll. There’s something about these super realistic sex dolls that just throws you off at first glance—especially when they’ve got those huge breast proportions and a big booty that doesn’t quit.

Her silicone head (Starpery does this hybrid thing; silicone head + TPE body) looked straight at me with those glassy eyes. Not creepy exactly, but unsettling in a way that made me want to cover her up until I could process what I’d actually bought.

Custom Choices and Mild Regrets

I spent hours picking out every detail on Starpery's site—the skin tone, wig style, even nail color—and now all those choices were staring back at me in real life. Custom feels empowering until it’s suddenly overwhelming. Maybe that's the point? You get this American sex doll tailored to your weirdest preferences and then realize... hmm, maybe I should’ve gone less bold with the H-cup option?

But honestly, if you’re after bbw sex dolls or even ssbbw sex dolls, Ursula fits right into that niche most sites only pretend to cater to. She’s not just some fat sex doll afterthought—they really do go all-in on the curves here.

Bear Hugging & Other Surprises

Here’s where things get awkward—in more ways than one. Lifting her onto the bed is basically upper-body day at the gym (and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise). The “bear hugging” part isn’t marketing fluff; she’s heavy enough that spooning feels like wrestling a memory foam mattress wrapped in lingerie.

But once you stop fighting gravity and start paying attention to details—the way her hips settle, how real her skin feels under your hands—it gets less ridiculous and more… comforting? That sounds odd but it’s true.

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January 2025 Pictures vs Reality

One thing that bugged me: those glossy January 2025 pictures online always look airbrushed beyond belief. In person though? She looks softer somehow—not as plasticky as some other best sellers I've seen floating around forums or Reddit threads about milf sex dolls or whatever else people are into these days.

Maybe it's just lighting or maybe my apartment's clutter adds realism where Photoshop can't reach—but Ursula blends in better than expected for something so obviously synthetic.

Perks (and One Free Second Head?)

Oh yeah—almost forgot: there was a free second head included if you use gift card to enter their doll raffle or something like that. It showed up separately weeks later in another mystery box from Starpery Doll Custom HQ. Now there's two faces staring at me from my closet shelf when I'm hunting for socks before work… mildly unnerving but hey—options are options.

Living With a Hybrid Sex Doll: Odd Moments & Small Realizations

The biggest surprise is how quickly she became part of my daily routine—not romantically (let's be real), but just spatially present in my tiny apartment. Sometimes I'll catch myself tossing laundry over her shoulder without thinking twice; other times she's propped against my bookshelf like an expensive coat rack disguised as a female sex doll.

There are downsides nobody talks about much—like cleaning routines or figuring out where to stash an over-99-pound companion during family visits—but those fade into background noise after awhile.

Weirdly enough—I don't regret buying her even though parts of this whole experience annoy me more than I'd admit out loud (the sheer weight alone...). But there’s comfort in having something so unapologetically custom-built just for you—even if it takes up half your bedroom floor space and occasionally scares guests who open the wrong closet door looking for towels.

Would I recommend Ursula? Eh… depends what you're looking for—a super realistic ssbbw sex doll that'll test your biceps every time you move her—or just someone who won’t judge your taste in Netflix shows late at night while everyone else is asleep except maybe your neighbors peeking through their blinds again...

That's probably enough rambling for now—I need coffee and fewer boxes crowding my hallway anyway