I guess there are unboxings and then there’s whatever happened when that giant crate with “Starpery Doll Custom” stamped on the side showed up at my apartment.
You know, the kind of box you see and immediately think, “Did I accidentally order a fridge?” But no—just a 165cm (5'5") G-cup silicone head BBW big booty sex doll named Jameela. Not what my neighbors expected, probably not what I expected either.
Unwrapping her was like peeling an onion if onions had huge breasts and a silicone head. There’s something sort of surreal about seeing a full body sex doll—especially one this size, this… thick. If you’re picturing those generic mannequins from department stores, forget it. Jameela is in another league: big booty, massive G-cups (yes, really), hips that make chairs nervous.
She’s not light either—about 90-99 lbs (41-45kg). Carrying her up the stairs was basically CrossFit for introverts.
You read “hybrid sex doll,” “silicone head + TPE body,” all those specs—but until you poke her cheek or try to dress her (good luck finding pants), it doesn’t click how real she feels. The silicone head is weirdly lifelike; sometimes too much so. Like walking past at night and thinking she blinked? Not recommended if you value sleep.
The TPE body is softer than expected—a little squishy in places where you’d want it to be. Arms bend, joints creak slightly (not creepy-creak, more like old-action-figure-creak). There’s even some subtle texture on the skin that surprised me.
And yeah—the “free second head” thing? Feels like winning a bizarre lottery.
There’s something oddly empowering about owning a bbw sex doll who could probably bench press me if she came to life one day (unlikely but still…). She isn’t shy about being thick—a proper thick sex doll with curves everywhere curves can go.
SSBBW sex doll fans will get why this matters; it’s not just about size but attitude too. Jameela doesn’t look apologetic for taking up space—which is refreshing after years of seeing nothing but stick-thin lady sex dolls online.
Picking out wigs alone took me down a two-hour Google image search spiral—and don’t get me started on eyeshadow options for silicone heads. Starpery custom options are wild; everything from nail color to freckles to having your own name whispered into the ether as they hand-paint eyebrows somewhere in China.
If you ever wanted proof that people will customize anything—anything—it’s here.
Oh, and apparently you can use gift card to enter doll raffle now? Didn’t win but hey, maybe next time I’ll have twins.
Once the novelty wears off (it takes longer than you think), Jameela becomes part furniture roommate weird secret only half your friends know about because honestly who do you even tell?
She fits surprisingly well at 165cm—tall enough to look human-ish sitting on the couch but not so tall she dominates every room like some haunted statue. Clothes shopping is still impossible though; most stuff labeled “plus-size” isn’t ready for these proportions.
Sometimes I find myself talking out loud while moving her around (“Sorry Jameela!”)—which is probably more telling than anything else in this review.
Those still on the fence might appreciate browsing browse our pregnant sex doll roundup for additional perspectives.
Well…
Let’s just say it: yes, she sits right in that $1501-2000 range depending on extras (and yeah, shipping hurts). Is that wild? Maybe—but compared to other full body female sex dolls or those huge breast sex dolls floating around Reddit threads… it tracks.
Honestly—I mean actually honestly—it ends up being less about price after a while and more about whether having something this over-the-top makes sense for your life right now. For mine? Jury’s still out.
I keep thinking back to my first week with Jameela—the way people react when they hear “big booty sex doll” versus actually seeing one lounging casually by your window when Amazon delivers groceries early by mistake (don’t ask).
Anyway—I’m running out of steam here—but if someone asked me whether buying a Starpery Doll custom hybrid g-cup monster is worth it…I’d probably just shrug and say: depends how much room you’ve got left in your house—and maybe your brain too.
Weirdly enough…I kind of miss having new things show up in giant crates now.
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