165cm/5ft5 KK Cup Big Boobs Big Booty Sex Doll Kristen

Big Booty, Big Boobs, Big… Everything

I mean—where do you even start with a sex doll like Kristen? She’s 165cm (that’s 5 foot 5 for those of us who still measure things by “how tall is my cousin?”), and she’s packing. Like, really packing. We’re talking KK cup huge breast sex doll territory, which sounds fake until you see it in person and then you just sort of stand there for a second, quietly impressed and maybe also slightly worried about the laws of physics.

The first time I saw her listed as an american sex doll, I half-expected someone to pop out from behind my screen and say “just kidding.” But nope. This is real life. Full body sex doll, big booty sex doll proportions that would make cartoon characters blush—and that price tag ($1501-2000) puts her right in the “should I tell my accountant about this?” zone.

Custom Options: Because Apparently There Are Never Enough Choices

Funwest Doll lets you tweak Kristen into your own custom fantasy (or fever dream). Want her as an ssbbw sex doll? Sure. Prefer a thick sex doll vibe? Also doable. L-cup not enough? Well, now there’s KK cup—because why not keep going until the alphabet runs out?

And they throw in little bonuses too—a free second head (which sounds weird but honestly comes in handy if you want variety without buying another full body), plus that $205 kit free thing. I remember thinking: “Wait, what does this kit even include?” Turns out it’s all sorts of extras you didn’t know you’d need until they show up at your door.

You can even use a gift card to enter their doll raffle. Which is either genius marketing or some kind of fever-dream sweepstakes situation—I haven’t decided yet.

Weight: Over 99 lbs… So Maybe Hit the Gym First

Here’s something people don’t mention enough: these dolls are heavy. Kristen clocks in at over 99 lbs (45kg+), so moving her around isn’t exactly like tossing a pillow on your bed after laundry day. You’ll probably grunt once or twice getting her set up—unless you’ve been secretly training for this moment all along.

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I’ll admit it made me laugh when I realized how much effort goes into posing her for photos or just propping her up somewhere discreet-ish (if such a thing exists with a bbw sex doll). It becomes part workout, part art project.

Material Stuff: TPE & STPE — Not Just Alphabet Soup

Kristen is made from TPE—a material that feels pretty convincing to the touch if we’re being honest here. Funwest tpe custom dolls have this way of being soft where it matters but sturdy enough not to fall apart if things get enthusiastic.

There’s also something called STPE floating around on their site—which is apparently an upgrade? Or maybe just another acronym to memorize while browsing late at night and wondering how deep this rabbit hole goes.

Anecdote Time: When Realism Gets Weirdly Real

One odd thing happened after unboxing Kristen—the sheer realism caught me off guard for a minute or two. Like yeah sure she has proportions straight outta comic books, but when you’re face-to-face with something so lifelike (and so unapologetically curvy), it throws your brain off balance for a bit.

I spent longer than I care to admit just poking at her hips and thighs because they jiggle exactly like… well, like real hips and thighs should on any decent milf sex doll or ssbbw sex doll model worth its salt.

Weirdly enough—it felt less awkward than expected once I got used to having her around. She became more sculpture than secret after awhile; conversation piece instead of hidden shame under the bed.

Not Every Fantasy Is Practical

Let’s be clear here—not everyone wants or needs a huge breast sex doll with cartoonish curves and over-the-top features. Some folks will look at Kristen and think “nope,” faster than they click away from pop-up ads promising miracle hair growth serums.

But if what you want is boldness without apology—a thick tpe sex doll who doesn’t blend into the background—she delivers that vibe effortlessly. And honestly? Sometimes leaning all-in on fantasy makes regular reality feel bland by comparison.

Random Tangent About Delivery Guys

Oh—and one last thing before I forget—the delivery guy absolutely knew what was inside that box when he dropped it off at my place. There was this look on his face; he didn’t say anything but he didn’t have to either. Made me wonder how many times he’d delivered a big booty sex doll before mine showed up on his route… Life has its little mysteries.

Anyway—I guess Kristen isn’t subtle in any sense of the word—but subtlety was never really the point anyway