You ever find yourself scrolling through those endless product pages—maybe late at night, maybe after a drink or two—and suddenly you’re staring down the barrel of a 165cm (that’s 5'5", which is like, average? But not really) K-cup MILF sex doll with the kind of proportions that make you question physics? Yeah, that was me. I mean, there are “big booty sex dolls,” and then there’s this reality-bending Funwest TPE custom doll situation.
I remember thinking: does anyone really need a huge breast sex doll that clocks in at under 100 pounds? Turns out… yes. Yes they do.
Here’s something people don’t mention enough—custom options aren’t just about picking eye color or wig style. With these full body sex dolls, especially if you go for an american sex doll or one of those thick sex doll models from Funwest, it’s almost like building a weirdly lifelike action figure.
The free second head thing? Genuinely useful (never thought I’d say that). Sometimes you want variety or maybe you just want to change the vibe entirely without buying another whole ssbbw sex doll. It’s less awkward than it sounds—though explaining it to someone who stumbles into your room is still impossible.
That $1501-2000 price tag looks intimidating until you realize what goes into making these things. Not going to lie—I hesitated before pulling the trigger. There are cheaper options out there but most don’t feel half as sturdy or realistic. Plus, getting a $205 kit free actually felt like winning something for once (even if it’s just cleaning supplies and random extras).
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Weird detail: shipping boxes are way bigger than you expect but somehow lighter than they look. Like carrying an expensive secret across your threshold.
Owning a bbw sex doll isn’t all wild nights and Instagrammable moments—it’s mostly about logistics. Where do you store a 165cm tpe sex doll when your friends come over unannounced? Closets get crowded fast; under-bed storage works if you’re careful with joints.
Honestly, sometimes I forget she’s even there until laundry day rolls around and her foot is sticking out from behind my winter coats. That moment when reality blurs with embarrassment—yeah, nobody tells you about that part.
Quick tangent here because it still cracks me up—you can use a gift card to enter some kind of raffle for another doll? Feels like adult gacha gaming but somehow less shameful because everyone involved knows exactly what they’re doing.
Not sure I’d trust my luck again but hey, someone must be winning those raffles…
TPE material has its quirks—it can feel surprisingly close to skin on good days but gets cold fast in winter (pro tip: electric blanket helps). Joints are stiff at first but loosen up over time; not too loose though unless you go wild moving her around constantly.
Biggest surprise was how normal it started feeling after awhile—not in a creepy way…more like having an odd roommate who never eats your food or hogs the bathroom.
I guess what I’m saying is—the world of big booty milf sex dolls is stranger and more ordinary than most folks admit out loud. If you’re curious about thick TPE dolls in the $1500+ range—or just want to know whether owning an ssbbw sex doll will totally wreck your daily routine—the answer is mostly no…but also yes in ways nobody warns you about.
Anyway, I should probably check on mine before someone else does by accident.
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